Pieces of randomness

So it’s not PMS.

Full Moons are traditionally associated with temporal insomnia, insanity (hence the terms lunacy and lunatic) and various “magical phenomena” such aslycanthropy.

How women work

Me and Mom are discussing diets, chowing down on some cookies.

Relationship advice from PhDs

One more thing about wingmen that I’m surprised no one has said. They are crucial for dealing with the fat friends. You know them. You’ve all seen them. And you’ve all had that episode at the end of the night where the girl you’re hitting on is literally 50/50. She’s weighing her options. You’re charming her, she’s about to say yes, come to your place, etc. Then her fat friend who can’t get any male attention grabs her really aggressively and says “come on, let’s go, you don’t want this guy” etc.

That’s why you need the wingman. He can take care of the ugly, fat friends while you hit on the good looking one. It makes a world of difference. As men, we’re able to charm a woman. It’s harder to charm a woman AND fend off the fugly friend at the same time.

The most organic thing I eat now are my nails.

At the end of the day, I just want my future husband not to be the type that wears running shoes when walking.

I could be the sunlight in your eyes, couldn’t I?

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